Xtremely Ashamed

As the avid NBA fans DGA are, I have to express my utter hatred of some "pitiful" new ads featuring an elite NBA player, Chris Paul.





Chris Paul, a.k.a CP3, currently plays point guard for the New Orleans Hornets. Besides being the 2006 NBA Rookie of the Year, a Gold Medalist at the Beijing Olympics, an all around bad-ass bowler, he is one hell of a nice guy.

The public deserves to know how he became the face for Right Guard's unthoughtful "We Hate Sweat" campaign. The ads are poorly written and tacky at best, but will undoubtedly serve as magnetic one-liners for bratty thirteen year old males across the the United States.

I also have to send out a BITCH to ESPN for featuring these annoying pieces of shit before every highlight I try and watch.

2/10: Das Pathetic Ad

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